July 22 2014, 12pm



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July 22 2014, 1am



flyawaymax
ARRE YOU GONNA DO THE STAR THING DO THE STAR THIGN


If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [wink] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
  • [our child is proof I’m already yours ;D]

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [WHO THE FRICK WOULD SAY NO] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.
  • [Only if you put a ring on it~ oh wait….]

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [] No.
  • [Pfffff :D] You already did.

July 22 2014, 12am



fadedtoomstone
I see ★s so here ★★★★★★★★ ;D


flyawaymax:

IM GETTING MORE OF THESE THAN I BARGAINED FOR///

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [BB BB] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
  • [x] we already have a child together what more doy ou want from me

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [xoxoxox] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [bb pls] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [EYEBROWwowgle] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [] No.
  • [] You already did.

July 19 2014, 5pm


tips on kissing boys


deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda


July 18 2014, 10pm


dontbeanassbutt:

list of things that shouldn’t exist

  1. fire ants
  2. mosquitoes

list of things that should exist

  1. dragons

July 18 2014, 7pm


samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.


July 18 2014, 4pm


stillnotatimelord:

paaba:

impopentti:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

image

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

Is this free?

it is

Sharkmaido