April 16 2014, 11pm

April 16 2014, 10pm

IF YOU ARE PLAYING GOAT SIMULATOR DO NOT MIX POWERS TOGETHER~!!! It just becomes a jumbled mess of goats, people, tongue   every where and no control over your body. Kinda like sex but with a mix of a sloppy make out while on a roller coaster that loop ta loops and vibrates. :B

April 16 2014, 1am

So I just started to watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures today/yesterday. And…well… I’m enjoying it a lot besides my heart being ripped out with in the first couple episodes. But other then the ridiculous muscles on pretty much all the main characters I am rather liking this a lot :) Really like the style. 

April 7 2014, 1pm



Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]