April 16 2014, 10pm
IF YOU ARE PLAYING GOAT SIMULATOR DO NOT MIX POWERS TOGETHER~!!! It just becomes a jumbled mess of goats, people, tongue every where and no control over your body. Kinda like sex but with a mix of a sloppy make out while on a roller coaster that loop ta loops and vibrates. :B
April 16 2014, 1am
So I just started to watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures today/yesterday. And…well… I’m enjoying it a lot besides my heart being ripped out with in the first couple episodes. But other then the ridiculous muscles on pretty much all the main characters I am rather liking this a lot :) Really like the style.
April 7 2014, 1pm
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]